DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!  WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
OUTSTANDING.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.  Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups ca n equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy!  Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.  You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.  Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell  (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.  You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.  We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.  We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood … 

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.  You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.  When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values..  You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain.  You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill. 

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.  We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.  We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.  I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. 

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.  Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag. 

Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.  In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. 

Sincerely, 

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American 

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

I just uploaded a new video to youtube. It is called Sled-Play 3. It is just two friends and myself playing around last Sunday afternoon in a snow covered sand pit. Click on the picture of the my buddy Mike getting some air below and it will take you right to the video. Oh and watch at the end for Mike to end the day with a nice flip over the handlebars of his Mountain Cat. Broke a few parts he did but he is ok.

Laterz

Rayk

aka Jeff

Being back up in northern Michigan has had it’s share of challenges. Finding a good paying job for one, but there have been many good things about returning to the Great White North. Being close to my parents has been a good thing. And, as most of my close friends know, I love to ride snowmobiles. When I lived in Ohio a group of friends and I would make out annual trip north to ride for a week in February. Now that I live here I can ride anytime I want as long as there is someone to ride with. Riding alone is fun but not as much fun as going out with a small group. Plus if you ride alone you better stick to the main trails. If something goes wrong, you may end up walking a good many miles for assistance. When we go out in groups we often end up stopping by a local drinking establishment to warm up but that is part of the fun. Don’t get drunk though. It can be just as bad being caught for a DUI on a snowmobile as it is for a car.

The other day Mykl, Roy and I decided to go out and play a bit in a sand pit. Too bad that others had found fun there before we did and the fresh powder was rather beaten down but we did find a few places to play. I took along my camcorder and took about 30 minutes of tape. I came home and put together a 5 minute video of the highlights. It can be viewed by clicking the picture or by going Youtube.com and do a search for Raakkos. That will yeild my videos submitted. Just click on Snow-Play2.

We plan to go out again to another pit tomorrow and I will get more video. Hopefully some better air shots.

A few years have passed since I last road my Polaris XLT in the nice powder. It has been snowing steady since I arrive and it is wonderful. We have something around 2.5 feet of snow on the ground and mostly powder.. have to be careful when getting off the trail. Dont’ want to get stuck out there more then I have already.

It is hard to believe that when I mention to folks that with Obama we could be heading toward socialism I get those who actually welcome it. I have to think that they do not understand what it means. How it will impact them or change their daily life. Now, I have to admit that I am not fully educated on the matter but I do know that socialism for one, it takes away an individual’s right to choose in so many ways. The individual becomes non-existent as everyone becomes part of the collective. Think of it as a bee hive. There is the queen and the workers. We, the worker bees, will have our lives cut out and guided for us. Just like the individual worker bee has no right to do what he wants, neither will we. Where we work is controlled as well as the types of goods we can buy. Most products will have a set price so why would anyone want to make a better product. They can’t charge more for it so quality goes away. Business will be so controlled by government that it will become impossible to make a decent profit. Regulations on what you can make and  how will strangle most right out.

Another thing we can toss away is what we “thought” we gained on Drill Here Drill Now. That idea is over. As soon as President Elect Obama takes office Reed and Pelosy will have the expired drilling bans placed back on Anwar (ANWR) Alaska and Off Shore. And because gasoline prices have gone back down, most of the American’s that voted for Obama will not care a whit. They will think that as long as the Democrats control ALL of government, the prices will stay down. How nieve is that thought? Then, once the prices skyrocket back up, this time breaking the $5.00 a gallon average price barrier, they will start to cry again. The argument will then again be.. it will take 10 years to get things going so why bother. If we could just keep going on the drilling now we would be able to prevent the price of oil from going back up over $140 per barrel.

It truly is so hard to believe how quickly people forget and become complacent. While some of us actually see what is very likely to happen. I honestly do not want to say “I told you so”.

Well, it is official, Obama has won the Presidency of the United States. It is time to get ready for the revolution to Socialism and crown the new President. Just be wary, those if us who voted for McCain. Obama’s new CSF troops will be marking those that oppose him. Oh in case you haven’t been paying attention to what he is recorded to have said.. CSF is his new Civilian Security Force. Let’s see, who was the last Dict.. I mean leader that had one of those? Hmm, oh yes. it was HITLER!

Yes, it has been a long time since I posted anything here. There has been so much going on and I just haven’t taken the time to write. So much has happened. I am not OTR anymore. (Over the Road) driving got to be too hard so I took a local job here in the Vancouver area. Yes, still driving but home every evening and weekends. Here is a picture of my new ride. Well, it isn’t new but it does the job.

More to come.. I promise to post more of what is going on tomorrow night.

During this run to New Orleans in which I took 6 large capacity water pumps down after hurricane Mustav I finally got to go through Nashville. Marie and Don rounded everyone up and brought them all to meet with me so I could visit for a while. They told my grandson Logan all about his grandpa and he couldn’t wait to see me. I could not believe how he just jumped out of the carseat and into my arms. He began right away to tell me about his little cars and how he liked the San Diego Chargers. This from a smart little three year old.

I also got to meet my daughter-in-law Lauren. She is real nice. Her and Jeremy got married about a year ago.

Thoren is with Barbara now and she is like a mother to Logan. A real nice woman that Thoren better take good care of.

Many thanks to Don and Marie for making this visit possible.   AND buying dinner for everyone.

This is one of the nice things about trucking. That I get to go places I wouldn’t normally get to go. I got a load out of the Spokane, WA area that ended up here in Montgomery, NY. I had to sit here for a little while waiting on a new load when I discovered that Orange County Choppers was just up the highway from where I was. So….. You can bet that I beat feet up there so I could say: “Been there done that…AND… Bought the T-Shirt”! I have a few pictures added to the Gallery of some nice bikes I saw there. Good thing that Paul Sr. wasn’t there for I would have had to challenge him to arm wrestle!.

I really got lucky for my birthday this year. I got a load from upstate New York down to Louisville, KY. The nice thing about this trip was that I got to go down through Ohio. My sister lives in the Columbus area and I had some extra time so I stopped at a truck stop there and she came over to pick me up. Had a great day and got to see Shea and Chet, Renee, BG and Kendra, Bethany and Ryan and Mary. My brother-in-law Doug took me around the area where we used to live years ago then fired up the grill for some good steaks that evening. They even bought me a cake! It was a good birthday. I took a few pictures and put them in the family section of the photo gallery.